1. My new shoes stink so frickin’ bad. They smell like chemicals even after leaving them outside all weekend. I’d like for the stank to go away, like, right now.
2. Here’s what I had for dinner tonight: chips and dip appetizer, Reese’s mini peanut butter cups palette cleanser, homemade fat girl mac and cheese main course, pear hard cider beverage, and carrot cake dessert. You can call me Stephanie Rae Fatty Fatty No Friends, thanks.