[337] I Don’t Even Know


In the last 24 hours I’ve been frisked at an airport, saw a man’s ass through holes in his jeans (he wasn’t wearing underwear), literally sprinted to my second flight gate only to be told it was delayed, flew across the country, ate at two of my favorite places in Syracuse, hung ornaments above a sink, arranged flowers, ran errands, wrapped boxes for the sole purpose of hanging them on the wall as decorations, reunited with my favorite dog in the whole wide world, drank wine, and laughed with my family, and more specifically my grandfather who was on fire with the jokes tonight. I’m exhausted, but it was an amazing day.


– Stephanie