I’m about to air some dirty laundry that a lot of ladies like to hide. Even though I’m no longer single, I do still live alone and continue to participate in some habits that I would never, or at least not right now, want my boyfriend to witness. This list includes, but is not limited to:
- Not wearing pants until 2pm on the weekends.
- Surviving on virtually zero food in the refrigerator for two weeks.
- Sniffing dirty drinking glasses to see if they’re smelly, and if they aren’t, I use them.
- Using mud masks multiple times a week.
- Gorging on massive amounts of junk food and candy.
- Sometimes I don’t shower.
- Laying on the couch all day.
- Drinking an entire bottle of wine without any help.
- Doing squats in my living room.
- Farting, or as some people call it…”making a fluffy.”
I’m a lady so that last one never happens, but if it did happen in front of my boyfriend I’d simply be mortified. Oh the mysteries of females.